November 2010
1 post
“When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Nov 28th
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October 2010
1 post
1 tag
“My hotel is haunted. I saw a sheet on the floor, it must have been a ghost that...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Oct 2nd
September 2010
2 posts
1 tag
Listenfrozentothebone: Mitch in the S’th
Sep 18th
10 notes
“I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.”
– Mitch Hedberg
Sep 1st
28 notes
August 2010
2 posts
1 tag
“I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Aug 14th
12 notes
1 tag
“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re closed.” You...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via bastardfromabasket) (via methadoneharpy) (via fuckyeahmyleftnut)
Aug 4th
19 notes
July 2010
14 posts
Listensquid-shit: Mitch Hedberg Alcoholism is a...
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
8 notes
“Have you ever tried sugar….or PCP?”
– Mitch Hedberg (via that-neffster)
Jul 12th
1 note
“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3am, and it said, ‘Sorry, we’re closed.’ You...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via lovewriters)
Jul 12th
7 notes
“You know,I’m sick of following my dreams, man.I’m just going to ask where...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via ohmisskay)
Jul 12th
1 tag
“I had a job interview with an insurance company, and the lady said, ‘Where do...”
– Mitch Hedberg. (via ticktockbang)
Jul 12th
1 tag
“I would imagine that the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is…...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Jul 2nd
7 notes
1 tag
“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.”
– Mitch Hedberg
Jul 2nd
1 tag
“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Jul 2nd
16 notes
1 tag
Jul 2nd
1 tag
Jul 2nd
1 tag
Jul 2nd
32 notes
1 tag
“I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via -beckycraig) (via ohdearolive)
Jul 2nd
16 notes
1 tag
“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via -beckycraig) (via ohdearolive)
Jul 2nd
10 notes